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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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