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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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