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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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