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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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