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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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