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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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