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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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