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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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