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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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