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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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