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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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