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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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