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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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