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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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