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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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