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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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