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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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