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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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