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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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