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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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