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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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