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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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