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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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