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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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