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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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