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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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