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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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