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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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