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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖
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