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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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