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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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