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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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