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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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