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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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