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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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