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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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