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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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