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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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