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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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