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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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