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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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