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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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