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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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