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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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