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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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