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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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