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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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