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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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