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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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