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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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