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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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