Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.