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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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